Seismic Stan of the infamous and horrible
Freebooted blog has had the audacity - the SHEER audacity! - to disparage me time and time again! And I hate audacity!
The absolute last straw came on twitter when he made fun of my Canadian accent (taking the best parts of British and American for a century, yo!) on twitter:
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| Cheeky Bastard! |
Outrageous! After I took a couple days to cool down, I challenged this coarse ruffian to a duel!
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| OH SNAP! |
Terrified by my notable PvP prowress but backed into a corner by his twisted sense of honour, he was forced to acknowledge my wrath.
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| Hard to drink tea when your hands are shaking! |
This Sunday, you will see what happens when you poke the Canadian Moose!
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Get him on skates and wave a toothbrush at him . . .
ReplyDeleteAnd a postscript: I left the UK in 1967 for Canada's fairer shores
ReplyDeleteCanada, they don't speak french, and they don't speak english... so they're basically American, just with more hair.
ReplyDeleteAll things considered...nice picture of the moose though.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to tame your moose beaver you revolting colonial. ;)
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